The Most Beautiful Algerian Jokes

Top Algerian Jokes

1. A barber was using a magnet on a customer’s head full of hair. The customer was astonished and asked, “What are you doing?” The barber replied, “I’m searching for my scissors!”

1. Two individuals were sitting in front of a mirror. One asked, “Who are those people facing us?” His friend replied, “I’ll go ask them.” He held his friend back and said, “Stay put; one of them is approaching.”

1. A man visited the doctor to remove a nail lodged in his leg. When informed the procedure would cost 2500 dinars, he responded, “Just bend it and leave it.”

1. Two men were lying on their backs in a tent at night. The first looked up at the sky and asked the second, “What do you see?” The second replied, “I see a lot of stars.” The first said, “What does this indicate?” The second answered, “It suggests there are galaxies and planets beyond ours in the universe.” The first retorted, “It indicates that the roof of our tent has been stolen, you genius.”

1. A group of fishermen went out to catch fish, and every time they caught something, their dogs would run to retrieve it—except for one dog who was afraid of gunshots. They decided to take him to a shooting range to acclimate him to the sound of gunfire. After six months, when they returned to fishing, as soon as a gun went off, the dog began to bark excitedly.

1. A man scratched his head, and a genie appeared, saying, “Your wish is my command.” The man, surprised, said, “I want a large farm.” The genie replied, “If I had a farm, I wouldn’t be living in your tent.”

• Two sheep made a pact with each other, each pretending to harm the other to avoid being slaughtered during Eid.

• A man was herding some sheep, resting his leg on top of the other when an airplane crashed nearby. When journalists asked him about the incident, he panic-stricken responded, “I was herding sheep when out of nowhere, the airplane fell!”

1. A science teacher resigned after a student asked for his opinion on the picture on page 22, item 3! The student’s response was simply, “Nice pic.”

1. What is the blue dot on the wall? It’s an ant wearing jeans.

1. A man purchased a dozen tissues at an exorbitant price. Upon returning home and sharing the purchase with his mother, wife, and brother, he went back to the seller, saying, “They were too big for my nose.”

1. One person asked his friend, “How did you sneak into the cinema without a ticket?” The other replied, “I entered backwards, thinking I was exiting.”

1. A man visited the doctor, who prescribed some medicine that needed to be taken with coffee. When he received another prescription, he replied, “Doctor, can you write that for me at the mosque? You know, the coffee shop is quite far from my house.”

1. A seller of pastries was frequently asked by a customer, “Do you have 1000 pastries?” With a consistent reply of “No.” One day, the shopkeeper thought, “Let’s prepare 1000 pastries and make a profit.” The next day, when the customer inquired again, the shopkeeper answered, “Yes, indeed.” The customer immediately said, “Great! If you sell them, I’ll give you whatever you want.”

1. An eccentric man brought his children to a doctor, asking him to take one of them.

1. A woman got into a taxi, and the driver asked her, “Where are you headed?” She replied, “To my husband, without letting him know, would you like me to tell you?”

1. A man broke his lamp at night. He got up to fix it, while his wife held the light to illuminate the area. Not knowing that she had said, “Hold the light for me; I’m fixing it,” he remarked, “See, I need to teach you how to hold the light.”

1. One person was walking with a friend when they encountered a lock. The friend said, “Give it to me if you don’t need it.” The man replied, “No, I want to find it a pair of pants.”

1. A man logged onto Facebook and saw his friend online, sending a message asking, “Hey, do you have the recipe?” The friend replied, “No, I’m just lit up by a candle.”

1. A man washed his car when a neighbor asked, “What are you doing? Is that car being washed?” He replied, “No, I’m watering it so it can grow into a car!”

1. A man went to buy a sacrificial sheep, asking the seller, “Do you have one for three million dinars?” The seller responded, “Will you eat it here or take it in a sack?”

1. During the COVID-19 pandemic, one man tried to imitate the Italians. He went out onto the balcony with a drum and began to play and sing, prompting neighbors to call the police, reporting a wedding at a nearby house.

1. The teacher asked, “What does the word ‘will’ mean?” The student responded, “Path.” The teacher replied, “Excellent! Now, what does ‘Salsabeel’ mean?” The student confidently said, “It means ‘pathway.’”

1. Two men entered a taxi; one was driving while the other was holding the roots.

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